HollyHulk Hogan? A face?
Yes Wrasslin' fans, you heard me correctly. Our beloved Hulkamania shall return. But at what cost?
Nearly 3 years ago, when the Hulkster made his infamous heel turn I was pissed. To tell you the truth, I get pissed a lot about storylines in wrestling. Here was the man that interested me in wrestling in the 80's, helped renew my interest in the 90's, and basically was third in my line of favorite competitors behind the Macho Man, and Sting. He "betrayed" my trust.
Now, settle down. I don't look at wrestling as reality� fortunately. Wrestling is my live version of comic books. You had your good guys and your bad guys. You had your wimps and your reality� and you had your sexy chicks!!!!!
Then Hogan turned. Now all the good guys were bad guys, the bad guys became the heroes, and the wimps became "N.W.O. Elite." Hogan pissed me off. But I believed. I didn't know if we were gonna get our yellow and red back, but I figured somehow, Sting would knock some sense into the black nasty idiot and we'd have a hero again.
Along comes Flair. When I first was introduced to Mr. Flair, I was basically ready to pee on the man's shoes. I couldn't stand him. He was a great heel. When Hogan turned�. Well� Flair made his own mini-turn. But instead of becoming a face� he became a likable wimp. Bert�Brat�fart� or whatever his name is beat him. He busted up the Horsemen (a good move in my opinion� they sucked!) and then all the sudden, as he started to draw heat again, he disappeared.
Flair went to be a daddy. He went to be a defendant. And ultimatelly, he came back. Flair was my newly desired face. I didn't want the Horsemen back, but he brought them back anyway. I didn't wanna see Davey Flair wrestle, but he brought him in� which was a positive because now I can stare at Torrie Wilson on a weekly basis!!!!!! But ultimately, Flair brought me back to wanting to watch. He is a great performer. Then he went after Hogan. Somehow I figured Hogan would lose the title. It's time for his almost yearly vacation that lasts until roughly July. But I didn't figure on Flair becoming a wrestling version of McBishmanoff. We are losing a great face. Flair will become a heel, Hogan a face, Sting will come back to unite with Mr. Hogan, and Macho will come back and be a Horseman� I can see it now� Macho with Gorgeous George, Flair with 3 other women, Chris Benoit and Dean "Bore-us" Malenko as the henchmen. Oh yippee.
How would I like to see this? Well, if Flair goes heel, I'd like to see Hogan disappear on his "vacation" after doing something totally despicable. Then, as he did three years ago� Sting, Macho (as a face) and Babyface Bagwell are facing the Three Horsemen, and Kevin "Not Sexy" Nash, Snotty Steiner, and Alexis Luge-er� Sting is the last man standing on the WCW team� Bagwell having been injured by Snotty� Macho is tied up in the corner with that wonderful television cable that is everywhere. The Horsemen are fighting with Nashette and Luger whilst Steiner flexes in front of a pissed Macho� Then we hear that wonderful "American Made/Man" song. Our old hero comes out with a pair of cutters, cuts the cable, and everything goes to fuzz. Tony Schiaovone "This is the most amazing thing we've ever seen!!! Goodnight everyone!"
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