by: Ångel
Oh BOY do I have a TON to bitch about today. There's a lot to bitch about in life...it's hard to just focus on wrestling. Well...lots to discuss, so let's get started.
Thunder...why in PETE'S name to ANY of us bother watching Thunder?!?!? (and who is Pete, anyway) Usually I DON'T watch it, but I felt compelled to try and keep myself entertained while packing this week (another thing to gripe about). Needless to say, I failed miserably...or should I say THUNDER failed miserably. We did NOT see any wrestling at all until almost the first 30 minutes of the show was OVER! On Nitro, this wouldn't be as bad...they've got 3 entire hours to fill with boredom, so they can be a little lax with time distribution, BUT THUNDER?!? The show is ONLY two hours long, and there's only so long one can sit through Nitro replays. If losing half an hour wasn't long enough to lose to replays and a bad storyline, we had to lose ANOTHER 10 minutes to a black and white taped segmant of HOGAN! Not that I really feel that cheated...Thunder has never been entertaining anyway...but HOW ON EARTH do they expect to build ratings on that nonsense?!?!?
Ok...I think I've griped about Thunder enough. I'm sure every single one of us has a complaint about the Thursday Night "Jobbers-R-Us" show...time to move on.
TOP 10 REASONS WE'LL NEVER SEE MICK FOLEY IN WCW
#10. Foley would never be reduced to having the family entertainment version of "hard core" *cough* matches.
#9. Mr. Socko would only be able to feud with Eric Bischoff and David Flair, and he doesn't want to lower his standards.
#8. In WCW, Mankind's name would be deamed "politically incorrect" and would have to be changed to "humankind".
#7. There aren't any Spanish announcers tables to destroy in WCW.
#6. WCW would probably stick him in the flock and make him a jobber.
#5. If you gave "Nitro" to Mick Foley, he'd probably use it to blow something up.
#4. He'd eventually have to job to Goldberg.
#3. Eric Bischoff would NEVER approve of his "testicular fortitude".
#2. He's too damn good for WCW.
#1. In his own words..."I don't think I'm old enough." (OUCH! Take that one HOGAN!)
Well, that does it for me this week. It may be a little while before I get this column updated again. I'm in the process of moving. Rest assured that I'll return again with PLENTY to bitch about.
Now and forever I'm Ångel. It's been your pleasure...I'm sure.
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